Deer
Black eyes. Black. Ever so black. There's a McDonald's around every corner here! Three (or was it two?) black stripes. White rump. Hungry for McDonald's? The lion is. But he's too lazy, so the lioness goes. Is it laziness though? That's what we think sitting on our high horses. But we aren't on high horses, we're in a Land Cruiser. Sitting pretty in a Toyota Land Cruiser.
McDonald's.
Long horns. Sometimes short. But usually long. What is long? How long is a piece of string? 14 cm they say. Centimetres? The moon? A sea? Fish. McDonald's.
Harems and bachelors. I like harems. I also like bachelors. Long horns. Very long horns. And sharp too. Sharp? Japan? Yes, we're in a Toyota Land Cruiser.
They can jump. Boy, can they jump? Almost like they have springs. Springboks. South Africa. Impalas.
McDonald's.
Long horns. Sometimes short. But usually long. What is long? How long is a piece of string? 14 cm they say. Centimetres? The moon? A sea? Fish. McDonald's.
Harems and bachelors. I like harems. I also like bachelors. Long horns. Very long horns. And sharp too. Sharp? Japan? Yes, we're in a Toyota Land Cruiser.
They can jump. Boy, can they jump? Almost like they have springs. Springboks. South Africa. Impalas.
Wow, just wow. I particularly enjoyed the allusion to capitalism and commercialisation - definitely a contentious subject for me and my son! I keep telling him about how implementing the principles of Marx would lead to a much happier and better world, but for some reason, he (and I believe his entire generation) has been indoctrinated into believing in capitalism. Oh well, I guess I've got to wait for a grandchild! :P
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